Q. What is it?
A. Whatever you want.
Put legally… approximately 148mm of square when folded, responsibly sourced, Tintoretto Gesso, 300gsm, an Italian Stallion.
Please Note: Items are currently not for singular sale, only as a collection. This is not a ploy.
In English? One might ask… “well why on this planet art you displaying these pieces individually?”. To which response would be something like the following [dependant on the day, and the wind force]…
i) Dear Shakespearo, I once witnessed a Smart Alec from Primary Education Period have his favourite after-school ice-cream licked clean by my neighbours dog, Pete. Pete immediately needed the toilet all over Alec’s shiny velcro slip-ons.
Lesson learned? Cornet’s aren’t for animals, and, it’s true, nobody much enjoys a wisenheimer.
or
ii) …first time in a while, I have been proud enough of myself to place some works back in the window. If I may say so myself, they look pretty decent all in a row, and, if your taste is anything like my canny mother, she’d recommend framing the lot. Sixteen of the rascals.
David Dickinson wasn’t available to comment, but ‘ma said, the deal’s a real bobby dazzler.
* if you’d like to know a little more about when they may be available, or should you just wish to say hello, I’m in the mailroom with the kettle on: welcome@oneman.land
CAUTION: Message will repeat two more times.
Colour? Permanent Mauve.
Craving? A shared packet of Fizzy Jerkz.
Line? Deep down, I always knew it was a facade. It just lasted a lot longer than I thought.
Mood? Reminiscent.
Track? I Gotta Be Me by Steve Lawrence & Eydie Gormé.
Q. What is it?
A. Whatever you want.
Put legally… approximately 148mm of square when folded, responsibly sourced, Tintoretto Gesso, 300gsm, an Italian Stallion.
Please Note: Items are currently not for singular sale, only as a collection. This is not a ploy.
In English? One might ask… “well why on this planet art you displaying these pieces individually?”. To which response would be something like the following [dependant on the day, and the wind force]…
i) Dear Shakespearo, I once witnessed a Smart Alec from Primary Education Period have his favourite after-school ice-cream licked clean by my neighbours dog, Pete. Pete immediately needed the toilet all over Alec’s shiny velcro slip-ons.
Lesson learned? Cornet’s aren’t for animals, and, it’s true, nobody much enjoys a wisenheimer.
or
ii) …first time in a while, I have been proud enough of myself to place some works back in the window. If I may say so myself, they look pretty decent all in a row, and, if your taste is anything like my canny mother, she’d recommend framing the lot. Sixteen of the rascals.
David Dickinson wasn’t available to comment, but ‘ma said, the deal’s a real bobby dazzler.
* if you’d like to know a little more about when they may be available, or should you just wish to say hello, I’m in the mailroom with the kettle on: welcome@oneman.land
CAUTION: Message will repeat two more times.
Colour? Permanent Mauve.
Craving? A shared packet of Fizzy Jerkz.
Line? Deep down, I always knew it was a facade. It just lasted a lot longer than I thought.
Mood? Reminiscent.
Track? I Gotta Be Me by Steve Lawrence & Eydie Gormé.
