Conscientiously crafted sporting a smile and some stress stripes on location in the United Kingdom of ONEMAN.LAND

THOUGH NOT SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN, 22% OF SEVERAL CREATURES SURVEYED FELT EFFECTIVE PAIN RELIEF FROM AT LEAST ONE OF THE ITEMS DISPLAYED.

BENEFITS: For the possible treatment of mild to moderate pain including headache, migraine, dental pain, sore throat, neuralgia, aches and pains including muscle pains and backache. Symptomatic relief of rheumatic aches and pains, influenza, feverishness, feverish colds, hay fever, cabin fever, night fever, arctic hysteria, panics at discos, and rum decor.

INGREDIENTS: Each invention contains 6.35e+7mg of smoked teen spirit. MAY CONTAIN: Blood, sweat, and tear droplets. (Read the package leaflet for further information if you have one).

ADULTS AND CHILDREN OVER THE AGE OF 0 YEARS: Swallow doubt as often as necessary, and beam frequently.

ALLERGY AND INTOLERANCE: I check twice per day, and there are no traces of nuts or bolts in any parts of this workspace.

The essence of cock-and-bull you may detect is manufactured entirely out of freshly compressed air collected every morning. It is perfectly natural and has multiple proven healing properties when enjoyed as part of a well-balanced diet.

No cockerels or bulls were involved in the making of these products. Cocker has freedom of the farmyard and Bully runs the china shop, located on first floor of the factory (open whenever he pleases).

FOR ANY IRRITATION CAUSED, PLEASE ACCEPT MY FULLEST APOLOGIES. THE INFLAMMATION WILL SWIFTLY DISAPPEAR ON ITS OWN.

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dazzle ‘em with neon lights, shower them with soap bubbles, fascinate them with animated cartoons, belabor them with candle power, blow smoke rings over their heads, scream the time and the weather at them, whizz posters past their noses on the sides of buses, and, generally, attempt as spectacularly as possible to beguile them into buying responsibly

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dazzle ‘em with neon lights, shower them with soap bubbles, fascinate them with animated cartoons, belabor them with candle power, blow smoke rings over their heads, scream the time and the weather at them, whizz posters past their noses on the sides of buses, and, generally, attempt as spectacularly as possible to beguile them into buying responsibly —