Chalk A Beanstalk

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Details

Q. What is it?

A. Whatever you want.

Put legally… approximately 148mm of square when folded, responsibly sourced, Tintoretto Gesso, 300gsm, an Italian Stallion.

Please Note: Items are currently not for singular sale, only as a collection. This is not a ploy.

In English? One might ask… “well why on this planet art you displaying these pieces individually?”. To which response would be something like the following [dependant on the day, and the wind force]…

i) Dear Shakespearo, I once witnessed a Smart Alec from Primary Education Period have his favourite after-school ice-cream licked clean by my neighbours dog, Pete. Pete immediately needed the toilet all over Alec’s shiny velcro slip-ons.

Lesson learned? Cornet’s aren’t for animals, and, it’s true, nobody much enjoys a wisenheimer.

or

ii) …first time in a while, I have been proud enough of myself to place some works back in the window. If I may say so myself, they look pretty decent all in a row, and, if your taste is anything like my canny mother, she’d recommend framing the lot. Sixteen of the rascals.

David Dickinson wasn’t available to comment, but ‘ma said, the deal’s a real bobby dazzler.

* if you’d like to know a little more about when they may be available, or should you just wish to say hello, I’m in the mailroom with the kettle on: welcome@oneman.land

CAUTION: Message will repeat thirteen more times.

Soupçon Du Jour

Colour? Periwinkle.

Craving? To be high up.

Line? ...let the moon do the rest.

Mood? Quite light.

Track? The Place I Want To Be by Saint Saviour & Badly Drawn Boy.

Details

Q. What is it?

A. Whatever you want.

Put legally… approximately 148mm of square when folded, responsibly sourced, Tintoretto Gesso, 300gsm, an Italian Stallion.

Please Note: Items are currently not for singular sale, only as a collection. This is not a ploy.

In English? One might ask… “well why on this planet art you displaying these pieces individually?”. To which response would be something like the following [dependant on the day, and the wind force]…

i) Dear Shakespearo, I once witnessed a Smart Alec from Primary Education Period have his favourite after-school ice-cream licked clean by my neighbours dog, Pete. Pete immediately needed the toilet all over Alec’s shiny velcro slip-ons.

Lesson learned? Cornet’s aren’t for animals, and, it’s true, nobody much enjoys a wisenheimer.

or

ii) …first time in a while, I have been proud enough of myself to place some works back in the window. If I may say so myself, they look pretty decent all in a row, and, if your taste is anything like my canny mother, she’d recommend framing the lot. Sixteen of the rascals.

David Dickinson wasn’t available to comment, but ‘ma said, the deal’s a real bobby dazzler.

* if you’d like to know a little more about when they may be available, or should you just wish to say hello, I’m in the mailroom with the kettle on: welcome@oneman.land

CAUTION: Message will repeat thirteen more times.

Soupçon Du Jour

Colour? Periwinkle.

Craving? To be high up.

Line? ...let the moon do the rest.

Mood? Quite light.

Track? The Place I Want To Be by Saint Saviour & Badly Drawn Boy.