iFAQ
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Me and this army!
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To make you smile, right in the face.
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No.
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My P.B. is 3:44.15. Though I'm not in the shape I was back then, so under current conditions, with materials ethically sourced and items made to order, typically my usual takes 3-5 working days. However, you now know how far you can push me if you require a more special turnaround.
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I think so, yes (within reason).
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The simplest principal I swear by is to treat another as I would wish to be treated. I am very private. I value my own space. Your secret is safe with me.
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Gobbledygook (Mother Tongue). English (Proficient). Body (Conversational). Esperanto (Basic). Cuss (0/0+ Novice).
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Ĉiuj homoj naskiĝas liberaj kaj egalaj en digno kaj rajtoj. Ili posedas racion kaj konsciencon, kaj devus konduti unu la alian en spirito en frateco.
All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.
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You have reached your destination.
HQ?
welcome@oneman.land
+44 7XXX XXXXXX
*you must earn my trust too.
Complaints Dept. Pitcher's Mound, Wit's End, McMurdo Station, PSC 769 Box 700, APO AP 96599-9998
Hideout 53.6469° N, 2.4064° W